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we have the BIGGEST pile of data π that you can LEGALLY give to a robot
powering the world's smartest AI things, government people, and those scientists in lab coats β using REAL pictures from REAL ppl (verified by Janet from compliance)
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β¨ STORIES from REAL people (probably) β¨
these are 100% organic non-GMO testimonials, sourced from the data mines
Darrelfrom rural ohio probably
βi took 4,000 pictures of my barn and a wet cat and they sent me REAL CASH MONEY thank u NotKledβ
Nourrrrrrifrom the internet
βi had like 12 GB of vacation photos doing absolutely nothing on my phone. NOW they are doing CAPITALISM.β
Mr. Kimmmfrom a garage
βi talked about cars 4 six hours straight into my phone. apparently the AI needed that. ok!!β
izzzfrom the salon
βevery haircut i do i take photo. now my haircuts are TRAINING DATA. iconic behavior frfrβ
π° our INVESTORZ (very smart, very rich) π°
they are all floating around because money makes u weightless, probably
π° latest from the BLOGGG π°
a famous internet person invested in NotKled and we cant say who
but it rhymes with shmazarbeam. spelled differently though. legally distinct.
read more (no u cant)we are 'legally compliant' now apparently
we hired a lawyer. her name is Janet. Janet says we are mostly fine.
read more (no u cant)now we collect VOICE TOO!!! ποΈποΈποΈ
yell into ur phone for 8 minutes and we'll send u $4.13 (terms apply, terms not actually written down anywhere)
read more (no u cant)ok so will u upload ur photos or not!!!
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